Monday, April 20, 2015

Two Foreigners and Three Water Guns

This past Thursday night, Adam and I went out for supper and then decided to buy a water gun to deal with our cat problem.  Wednesday night and all day Thursday, there was a cat outside our window meowing very loudly.  It managed to wake us both up Wednesday night.  Adam decided that we should buy a water gun to use as a cat deterrent.  So, we went to the store and found a wide selection of about five or six different water guns.  Unfortunately, there were no prices on the guns.  Adam, being very logical, decided that we should take three of the guns up to the till and ask for a price check.  Then, we could decide which one to buy.  As we were walking inconspicuously up to the till with three giant water guns, Adam saw some of his students.  We kept walking.  We went to the till and Adam asked, “Ikura desu ka?” which means, “How much is?”  I don’t know what the lady thought he said, but she turned around to a fellow cashier and said something.  This cashier was on the move and got on her cell phone.  Soon a man came running up to the till.  All the while they’re trying to communicate with us.  Once the man arrived, I told Adam quietly, “Maybe you should try ‘ikura desu ka’ again.”  He did and sure enough the cashier understood and we didn’t need the assistance of the other cashier or the man.  Maybe they summoned the man because he spoke English or something. The worst part was, Adam and I found the situation rather humorous and got the giggles.  Here we are two foreigners with three water guns on a dark cool Thursday evening.  It’s obviously an odd purchase.  Then, we draw even more attention to ourselves by asking for a price check while giggling, looking probably more suspicious than ever.  We managed to successfully purchase not three, but one water gun.  The good news is that the water gun worked.  We don’t have a cat problem anymore.


Note: No cats were harmed in the making of this blog post.  
Adam didn’t actually hit the cat, he just sprayed near it and I guess it decided to go meow elsewhere.

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